Friday, December 12, 2008

Fonzie Sox brings you My Second Annual Creepy Santa awards I wait ALL year for this!!!

Poor Guy

BLACK FUCKING EYES?????


BAAA HAHAHA


What's most creepy I think is how these Santas just ignore the children are in agony

*tee hee hee I just touched your child

Oh the Horror
This is wrong and I love it

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This one is My FAVORITE




Last Year's Post - Quite funny Check it out!

1 comment:

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    PS “It is impossible that anyone should NOT receive all that they have believed and hoped to obtain; it gives Me great pleasure when they hope great things from Me and I will always give them more than they expect”
    -Our Lord to Saint Gertrude

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